Pair of Novelty Wooden 'Short People Are' Stools
Unbranded (Handmade/Artisan) · Art & Decor > Furniture
Era / Decade
Late 1970s / Early 1980s
Material
Solid pine wood with dark walnut stain; legs appear to be simple turned dowels
Condition
Fair to Good; significant surface wear, scuffing, and finish loss. Structurally sound but requires refinishing for top value.
Demand Level
Niche; appeals to collectors of kitsch, primitive decor, or unique novelty furniture.
Resale Value
Estimated Resale Value
$30.00 - $75.00 for the pair
Estimated Retail Value
$40.00 - $60.00 (as original handmade craft items)
Comparable Sales
Similar novelty step stools or 'Milking Stools' with hand-carved phrases typically sell for $15-$40 individually depending on the humor and quality of carving.
Description
Unique pair of vintage handmade wooden step stools featuring hand-carved lettering that reads 'Short People Are'. These rustic round stools have a charming folk-art quality with a dark stain and simple tripod leg construction. Perfect for primitive decor, kitschy kitchens, or as a novelty gift for shorter friends/family members.
Key Features
Hand-carved typography; folk art aesthetic; novelty/humorous theme; solid wood construction; sold as a matching pair.
Authenticity Indicators
Hand-carved irregularities in the letters; natural wood grain knots; lack of mass-production markings. Confidence: High (Authentic vintage handmade).
Flaws to Note
Significant finish wear on the top surfaces including scratches and fading; potential water rings; rustic construction may lead to slight wobbling.
Selling Guide
Where to Sell
Facebook Marketplace for local sale to avoid shipping costs; Etsy for vintage/handmade enthusiasts; eBay for wide-reaching novelty buyers.
Selling Tips
Highlight the 'funny' aspect in the title. Use keywords like 'Rustic', 'Novelty', 'Kitsch', and 'Hand Carved'. A light application of Howard Feed-N-Wax would improve the photo quality significantly without a full refinish.