Vintage-Style Concrete Porch Goose Statue
Unbranded (likely local artisan or mass-produced garden statuary) · Art & Decor > Garden Decor
Era / Decade
Contemporary / Modern (Designed in the style of 1980s-90s vintage lawn geese)
Material
Cast concrete / Cement with painted finish. High durability but heavy and prone to surface chipping.
Condition
Good. These items show a distressed, hand-painted finish with visible texture. There is some minor surface scuffing and paint wear typical of outdoor concrete ornaments.
Demand Level
Strong. The 'Porch Goose' has seen a massive resurgence in popularity due to Grandmacore and Cottagecore aesthetics.
Resale Value
Estimated Resale Value
Low: $25 | Mid: $45 | High: $65 (Price varies significantly based on local demand and whether the 'Goose Outfit' trend is active in your area)
Estimated Retail Value
$45.00 - $75.00 (Standard new garden center price for concrete animal statuary of this size)
Comparable Sales
Recent Facebook Marketplace sales for concrete geese of this size range from $30 to $60 depending on the quality of the paint job and regional trends.
Description
Large cast concrete goose statue featuring a long neck and textured wing details. Painted in a distressed white finish with an orange beak and feet. These statues are modeled after the classic 'Porch Goose' that became a kitsch home decor staple. Perfect for garden, patio, or indoor farmhouse decor.
Key Features
Highly collectible 'Kitsch' appeal; heavy weight makes it wind-resistant for outdoor use; compatible with seasonal 'Goose Clothes' (outfits often sold on Etsy/Amazon).
Authenticity Indicators
High confidence as a standard concrete garden ornament. There are no known 'counterfeits' for this item type, as they are mostly produced via generic molds in localized concrete shops.
Flaws to Note
Paint is weathering/chipping in some spots; concrete may have small air bubbles or 'pitting' from the casting process; significant weight makes shipping cost-prohibitive.
Selling Guide
Where to Sell
Facebook Marketplace or local flea markets. These are too heavy and fragile to ship economically on platforms like eBay or Poshmark.
Selling Tips
Market them as 'Vintage Style' or 'Farmhouse Porch Geese'. If you can find or make a seasonal outfit (e.g., a raincoat or a holiday hat) to photograph on the goose, you can often double the asking price. List as 'Local Pickup Only' to avoid shipping headaches.