Concrete Porch Goose with 3D Printed Custom Teacher/Graduation Accessories
Happy Hobbies LLC / Porch Goose with Custom Accessories · Art & Decor > Lawn & Outdoor Decor
Era / Decade
2020s (Modern construction and 3D printed components)
Material
Cast concrete or heavy-duty resin for the goose body; 3D printed PLA or PETG plastic for the custom accessories (shoes, hats, glasses).
Condition
Excellent. The items appear newly customized with crisp colors on the 3D printed parts and clean white finishes on the geese.
Demand Level
Strong. The 'Porch Goose' has seen a massive resurgence as a millennial 'ironic' decor trend, particularly for teachers and home offices.
Resale Value
Estimated Resale Value
$35.00 - $60.00 (Highly dependent on local pickup vs shipping due to weight).
Estimated Retail Value
$45.00 - $65.00 (Standard concrete geese range $25-$40, custom accessory kits range $20-$30).
Comparable Sales
Plain concrete geese typically sell for $15-$25 at thrift stores; fully outfitted themed geese on Etsy or specialist sites command $55-$85 depending on the complexity of the accessories.
Description
Whimsical 23-inch cement porch goose featuring a 'Teacher Edition' theme. Includes custom-fitted 3D printed accessories: green high-top sneakers, a graduation mortarboard with tassel, or a teacher-themed cap with clogs. This modern take on a vintage 90s trend is perfect for classroom decor or front porch displays.
Key Features
High irony/kitsch value; currently trending on social media (TikTok/Instagram); custom 3D printed parts offer a unique 'boutique' feel compared to traditional fabric outfits.
Authenticity Indicators
Marked by 'Happy Hobbies LLC' and 'Porch Goose with Custom Accessories' signage in the photo. High confidence in being a modern artisan-made product.
Flaws to Note
Concrete is prone to chipping if dropped or during shipping; paint on 3D printed PLA may fade if left in direct UV sunlight for extended periods.
Selling Guide
Where to Sell
Facebook Marketplace (Local), Etsy (for the outfits), or eBay (Calculated shipping). Local sale is best to avoid the heavy weight of concrete shipping costs.
Selling Tips
Market specifically to teachers and administrators as 'Classroom Pets.' Use keywords like 'Vintage Style,' 'Kitsch,' and 'Gorpcore Decor.' If shipping, offer to sell just the 3D printed outfits separately to save on postage.